January 08, 2005

I Had a Dream

In it I kept brushing spiders out of my hair; little tiny ones about the size of a grain of rice. It was kind of comforting, in a way, because I had company and I sort of had a trick to show people at parties. Anyway, after a few days of this their numbers began to dwindle so I took my hand and vigorously rubbed it through my hair, which was a crew cut for some reason (maybe a N. Korean subliminal suggestion), and thousands of the critters came out on the hardwood floor. Unlike their past behavior, however, where they had just scurried away to the corners and into cracks they immediately organized themselves to spell out the letters C I A.

So, it turns out they were nanobots instead of spiders and the freakin' CIA had been testing them on me. I wonder if my barber planted them and they were just dormant until remotely activated? Or maybe they were in an article of clothing I had dry cleaned, and once activated they just stealthily crawled into my hair?

Nice of the agency to let me know though, after the experiment, don't cha think?

Anyway, if we were actually capable of anything remotely like this we wouldn't need to interrogate prisoners very much, so maybe my subconscious in the dream state was indulging in a little psychological reassurance.

Posted by Demosophist at January 8, 2005 12:52 PM | TrackBack


You've got some serious paranoia issues to work out.

Funny article though. Glad I didn't have that dream!

Posted by: Jeremy at January 12, 2005 11:47 PM


Well, it wasn't a scary dream or anything. Actually, I was pretty relieved to find that there was human intelligence rather than bug intelligence behind the spiders. And the nightmare was about the fact that we seemed to be getting too timid to agressively interrogate The Swarm, so this dream was by way or assuring me that we have other means, like putting spider spies in their hair and stuff. I felt comforted.

Posted by: Demosophist at January 13, 2005 01:20 AM

South African Psychics Predict Major Natural Disaster in USA
South Africa

A group of psychics based in Johannesburg South Africa, have predicted that
a series of earthquakes and other natural disasters will strike the western
coast of the United States on or around the 23rd of February 2005.

As at the 11th of February 2005, they successfully predicted a significant
event, a 5.5 magnitude earthquake in south eastern Alaska, as being a first
step in a series of smaller events leading up to the big bang. The next step
of the prediction is set to occur at some time on or around the 13th and
15th of the month.

The prediction is based on many hours of research by these students of the
psychic arts.A Website, which was launched to provide information relating
to the predicted disaster. This Website is updated daily with new
information as and when it becomes available, and can be found by pointing
your Internet browser to:


In addition to the earthquakes, It is believed that Mount St. Helen will
erupt as well, covering parts of Washington State with ash and volcanic

The purpose of the site is two-fold: First, to allow those interested to
have access to updated photos and seismic records of events as they unfold.

Second, to serve as a 'heads up' to the residents of California and the
surrounding states.

Current seismic recordings, available at the site, show that there is
significant activity beneath the Earth's crust and this may very well
manifest itself as the events predicted.

All signs point to this event taking place in two weeks time and is likely
to result in casualties greater than the recent Asian Tsunami disaster.

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